Not Safe For Work

 There's not a whole lot here yet. I have been tryin' to be a respectable artist. I swear if I get known primary for these, I will .. something. Unless I get paid well enough to just do just these. That would be a life moderately better than what I have now. 

___This was actually a very serious attempt to encapsulate gay sexuality in iconic imagery. It ended up being a carved painting of my underwear. I am trying to sell this so that I can say that the first painting I sold was of my crotch. I will end up probably selling some shitty landscape first though,  

____ I do kind of like it though. It's not fireplace mantel material, but I would put it above a toilet nearby a basket of seashells and a vase of decorative fake flowers.